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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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there’s a lady at my work called pat down and if that isn’t hilarious idk what is

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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I notice that Autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.

-Friedrich Nietzsche (via aurorefleurs)

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