michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

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cokeproblem:

*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

LOL


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msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

LOOOOOOOOL cold

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soup-punx:

crydaisy:

jake likes breakfast in bed heehee  also doesn’t his back look hot here ugh ily

UGH

Nothing haunts us like the things we don’t say.

-Mitch Albom, Have a Little Faith   (via staystronglittlebird)

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